What is Kypher?
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The Kypher
A small creature belonging to a foreign country lacking a sharp edge or point. They often live in an underground room or vault beneath a church. They often carry infectious diseases that can cause inflammation. They often have both male and female characteristics or no characteristics of either sex. Mating rituals often involve throwing or forcefully moving their feces. Music intrests involves playing musical instruments made of metal pieces which are struck by metal hammers. Kyphers have been known to take a fancy to gypsies, often being criticised of having a 'gypsy fetish'. However it is uncommon for Kyphers to mate with gypsies as their children will usually suffer from the having similar mental capabilities to a pair of raisins.
So kypher... I hear you like gypsies.
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