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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
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To get someone completely intoxicated on any type of drug or alcohol to the point that you wonder if they have sustained brain damage.
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