What is Lackanookieitis?
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The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local
Prostitute for "help".
Random Words:
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...doin pretty good?
hi...
how ya doin?
...doin pretty good?
that's good...
See how, ya, doin, ?..
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Basically a euphuism for semen.
*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*
Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...
