Lackanookieitis

What is Lackanookieitis?


1.

The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.

After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local Prostitutefor "help".


58

Random Words:

1. A sweet sensual gratification that entices the taste buds or senses. It's so sweet and sensual it's like sex. It's so s..
1. A player on NHL rivals, totally dominated in scoring, passing, and all around gameplay. QuikFalcon is really good at NHL Rivals. See q..
1. A combination of the word "w00t" and the word "terrific." Used as an adjective or exlaimation in reference to somet..