What is Lackanookieitis?
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The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local
Prostitute for "help".
Random Words:
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People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scroll..
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One who enjoys the the male genitalia.
Elton John is such an Uncle Gregory.
See gay, homosexual, not straight, curvy, Shovel Face..
