What is Lackanookieitis?
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The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local
Prostitute for "help".
Random Words:
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slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Pau..
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Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)
One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)
So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. P..
