What is Lackanookieitis?
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The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local
Prostitute for "help".
Random Words:
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An in the closet lesbian. Obviously gay, but closeted none-the-less.
"Wow, she says she's straight? What a yikes dyke."
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a game where you have to hump everyone in the room passionately for 5 minutes, give them a blow job and then move to the bed.
haley inv..
