What is Lackanookieitis?
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The mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. Symptoms include increased porn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).
Known Cures: Prostitutes, Single's Bars and Frat Parties.
After chokin' the chicken for the 5th time in one day, Ken realized he had contracted Lackanookieitis and consulted the local
Prostitute for "help".
Random Words:
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oh fuck.
oh great.
shit.
oh me willikins, this blows a whole lotta cock...
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A raptors feather is a sexual act in which the male partner gets his erect penis and tickles their partner with it; hence the word feath..
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Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.
I was fucking yo..
