Laconic Edit Meaning

1. immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before. I must have got that herpes from a toilet..

1. An expression used to explain someone's substandard thinking capacity and/or verbal creativity. Go slap the cereal monkey you fork..

1. A creature of such intense power, it can crush spacetime with it's six mighty eyelids. The correct spelling of KRAAAG!!! is always..