What is Lactomongulate?
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To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.
I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!
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A prolewho works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC..