Lads Night

What is Lads Night?


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An event strictly involving only males. Activities on a lads night out include; drinking (alcohol), gambling, the muffin game and many many more.

The lads night had its origins (like fireworks) in the middle east, where Ghengis Khan would ride with his clan to a neighbouring tribe and destroy them. This version of a lads night did not catch on in europe.

The breakthrough in europe for the lads night came with Schiller (Goethe's best friend) in the 18th Century. He called it the gentleman's petit renaissance. These nights generally involved silhouette making and shirades.

At around the same time in the emerging states of america, the english were enjoying lads nights. The americans did not appreciate these evenings of drunken revelry, and declared war. This ended (temporarily) the lads night in the Americas.

Centuries later, the weight of being without a lads night society took its toll. America's economy crashed and the country went into a depression sending shockwaves throughout the world. President Hoover saw the mistake and called upon a lads night revival, giving tax breaks to those who threw the best poker nights and owned the best laser challenge sets.

In the present day, the lads night out has lost it's way slightly. It is no longer the driving political power it once was. Taken over by the proles and the masses it has fallen into disrepute. More and more lads nights end in injury and arrests.

The future of the lads night is then unclear. Perhaps it will undergo a resurgance in popularity, but it faces stiff competition from chick flicks and aids.

Typical 'lads night' venues

The house. (for poor folk)

The dog track. (for rich folk)

The country retreat. (for cottagers)

Stock phrases for a lads night (and some to avoid!)

DO SAY : - -

"MORE BEER!"

"Women are pure evil."

"That Mel Gibson really gets on my titties"

DO NOT SAY!: - -

"Oh no, i'm driving"

"Can't we just see our girlfriend/wife/sibling?& quot;

"Look guys, i brought legally blonde! "

A Lads night is just what i need

See blind, lad, banapkin, ikea, beer farts


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