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When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.
Yesterday Andy t..
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When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!
I just fucked your..
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A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.
Is close..