Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Meat Wand

1. 1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky 2. A man's shaft, ..

Olna

1. A pro yank mono-tashed crow-nosed gun nut. "I aint no olna" "Just coz i like guns dont make me no olna" See olna..

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