Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Vaginal Contractor

1. An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males..

Luqqy

1. To fail sexually, To not perform The question "is it in yet" is common when someone is luqqy. See floppy, tiny, small, funn..

W00ter

1. w00t, or woot, but then cooler. person1: I passed my exams! person2: w00ter! I'm so happy for you! See woot, w00t, wooter, woute..

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