Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Dirty Fur Flossin'

1. Dirty Fur Flossin' - the name given to the act of performing oral sex on someone with pubic hair. Example - So things started gett..

Gak!

1. 1) Usually a form of displeasure, as if someone were to yoinkthe last chip and leave you with nothing 2) The funny sound people make RI..

Quief Muffin

1. a yummy and tasty treat made down there. Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!! Meagan: WHat did you just call me!? Anna: OH BOB SAGET! See qu..

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