Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Qwikshot

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Miggy

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Disembobulate

1. To expell siemen onto another object, usually a person. ejaculatejizcumdickspit WTF?! You just disembobulated all over my face! See ej..

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