Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Foshizzlexor

1. A mixing of l337sp43k and street.Too magnificently made-up to be defined, many have come to think of it as an expression of awesomeness...

Jamaican Retirement Package

1. A kilo of marijuana. Guy #1: Eybredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package. Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the bredda..

Bay Brizzle

1. a drink of malibu rum, pineapple and cranberry juice...way better than a malibu bay breeze even though they share ingredients...good way..

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