Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Medium Rare

1. better than being raw. "That Brian, he is medium rare!" "His kicks are medium rare." See raw, cool, rad, baller ..

Danessa

1. all that, sexy; drops it like it's hot. damn, that girl is danessa. See hot, heffer, phat..

Oregon Ducks

1. The worst team in the Pac-10. The saddest team in NCAA divison 1 history. Can't win a game for their life and are only admired by t..

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