Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Vibe Job

1. Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation. Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonn..

Lunch

1. Two Newcastles, a banana, a hand full of peanuts and a nugget. Dude, I went home at noon to write a check for rent and I ended up havin..

Telink

1. The pairing of Link and Tetra from the Legend of Zelda series. Telink 4 ever! See telink, link, zelda, tetra, fluff..

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