Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Sporkfucker

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Yetti Vagina

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Zmrd

1. Czech for asshole (US) or cunt (UK) Ty jses ale zmrd! You are such a cunt! See kurva, curak, pica..

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