Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

W.t.m.w

1. way too many women... when I was younger, growing up with my sisters, I always said to myself, "w.t.m.w". See whining, wome..

Oily

1. being extremely drunk. Man, last weekend, i was oily as fuck! See drunk, wasted, gone, out of it 2. A cigarette. From the Cockney rh..

Shnoged

1. To have sex with Sean Connery- "I remembered some foreign ladies I've shnoged."..

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