Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Stephen & Brown

1. 1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls. 2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. ..

Gotdee

1. The award that one receives for being a Genius of the Day. Typically, this award is represented by a monkey carved out of a coconut. Wh..

Little Man In The Boat

1. slang for clitoris... a little man sailing the big vagina sea Then I went to pay my respects to the little man in the boat, and her moa..

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