Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Quarm

1. A slap to a womans vagina OMG He just quarmed me and i Quifed! See quif, vagina, woman, omg, slap 2. A word I imply is used by liber..

Unmoist

1. When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate. That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't b..

Impulse Fucking

1. n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met I walked into the bar. I saw her. ..

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