Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

I.m.p

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Funilarity

1. 1. The state of having fun. 2. A measure in the state of having fun or entertainment. Synonyms: Fun, Entertainment, Amusement, Enjoyme..

Kalsin

1. The coolest dude ever, basically a fucking badass. Holy shit did you see him? He's got to be a Kalsin! See cool, badass, extreme,..

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