Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

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Yumtastic

1. a cross between yummy and fantastic. it happened to fall out of my mouth one day when i was mad. 'Oh wow, that sweetie is yumtasti..

Joked

1. a verb to describe being high, stoned. the word can be used in multiple ways. 1) yo man, i'm so joked. 2) yo you wanna go joke? ..

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