Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

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Vaginaculation

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Beverine

1. Best taken grey, with cremium. "can i offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverine?" See simpsons, embiggen, cromulent, funny..

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