Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Scoring On Your Own Net

1. To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus. 1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night. ..

Yumdoe

1. chinese word for pussy that chick had some mad tasty yumdoe..

Ejeet

1. Person of lower intellectual abilities. A fool. Used as a colloquial term in Ireland. Look at that ejeet chasing the ducks. 2. hacke..

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