Lake Michigan

What is Lake Michigan?

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

See michigan, lake, great, chicago, eggnog

Eta

1. 1. "Estimated Time of Arrival" abbreviated. Sounds officious or military when spoken out loud. 2. "Edited To Add" a..

Truthness

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Awkwardate

1. To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone) Sorry..

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