Random Words:
1.
The Portland that is NOT in Maine. The unknown town in the middle of nowhere. Where everybody knows everybody and their mom. Where Mr. M..
1.
An angry busdriver is when you're doing your girl doggy-style, and keep tugging on her ponytail - so she looks like the angry busdr..
1.
When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch
Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 1..