What is Lambada?
1.
Amusing Latin-style party dance:
1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse.
2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.
"Of course, when it came to dancing the Lambada, Johnny was without equal."
2.
The forbidden dance-an extremely sexy dance, legend says that doing this dance can get a girl
Guy A : did u see jason dancin the lambada with Jess
Guy B : yeh maaaannn, she must be pregnant now !!
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3.
It's the rythm that the old brazilian mothers dance, it's the forbidden dance!
Caio's Mom: Son I'm going to dance lambada on the club!
Caio: Alright mom, have fun!!!
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4.
Thankfully short-lived joke form of samba, a commercial bastardisation aimed at satisfying overweight, sweaty businessmen who could do no more than limply shuffle their feet about in pursuit of fame, fitness, fashion and pussy.
Lambada was a Brazilian answer to karaoke.
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