Lan Tan Edit Meaning

1. A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying. Those guys always whine about people donating, ..

1. A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin. My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedis..

1. A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock. Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick..