Land Beast

What is Land Beast?

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.

Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?

Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

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