Land Clams

What is Land Clams?

The masses of women who frequent the local hot spots. These women are the goal which the single man is trying to obtain.

Jansen and the guys are out on the hunt for some "land clams."

See tail, split tail, bootch

Fart From The Heart

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Chuffty Plug

1. Slang Term for Tampon To be inserted in the chuff therefore a chuffty plug See tampon, mouse, rat, sponge, towel..

Ersatz

1. "Ersatz" is a german word and means substitute. "Hallo Klaus, hast Du das Ersatzrad?" "Hello Klaus, do you go..

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