Land Of No Return

What is Land Of No Return?

If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.

Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!

Bystander: What is it?

Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.

See toilet, loo, loo roll, business, cubicle

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