Land Of No Return

What is Land Of No Return?


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If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.

Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!

Bystander: What is it?

Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.

See toilet, loo, loo roll, business, cubicle


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