Landbiscuit Edit Meaning

1. Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw. I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes. See ..

1. Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants. Bon Jovi Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish 1. Directly proportional ..

1. The act of lying under a glass table while a woman hovers above and shits on the glass. Sources believe this form of performance art st..