Landing Pad

What is Landing Pad?


1.

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

See backsplash, shit, absorb, toilet, toilet paper, kb

2.

toilet paper set on top of the water in a toilet. Its main use is to provide a landing pad for the turd your going to lay, so that the water does not spash back up onto your butthole, balls, and thighs.

Hey guys I just took the biggest dump, and I came back dry as a desert because I layed a landing pad for my turd.

3.

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

See boobookittyfuck


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