What is Landstown?
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The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.
"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."
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When a girl gives a guy a hand job.
We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar
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