Lanphere Edit Meaning

1.

A scumbag, a thief, a backstabbing asshole. See fudge packerand coke head. A person that looks to fuckpeople by lying, cheatingand stealing. Can also be a person who is respected by none.

I got Lanphered by Doug and now my asshole hurts. Lanphere off, I need more cocaine. Doug Lanphered me and I blew a large amount of sperm in his nose and eyes. I've Lanphered and I can't get up. My dog, Doug, licks his Lanphere all the time. Doug Lanphered a corpse and was sexually satisfied. Doug is as stupid as a Lanphere to hink that people can't retaliate.

See thief, asshole, doug, cheat, liar, pathetic, loser, homosexual, transvestite, cross dresser

2.

Medical Term. Puss filled abscessthat is difficult to remove. Usually located in the analor penis area. Very rare and highly contaigous disease. Very hard to treat. Virulent. Reappears often. Usually chronic.

Douglas went to the doctor to have the Lanphere removed from his anus. The doctor was unable to completely remove the Lanphere from the head of Doug's penis. While lancing Doug's Lanphere, the puss oozed out onto the operating table and numerous gauze bandages were needed to clean it up. I want to have my Lanphere removed, but, the doctor said that it was chronic. I put some cocaine on my Lanphere and it stopped hurting.

See anus, anal, penile, lanphere, doug, cocaine, douglas, Celli

3.

A thief, backstabber, or a term of non-endearment. Someone who has no friends. A person with a huge ego and a tiny brain. A person who thinks that they are smarter than everyone else.

That guy smells like a Lanphere. Doug just gave me a Lanphere, so I blew a load in his nose and mouth. Doug inserted a Lanphere in his ass and had to be taken to the hospital. I got Lanphered and now I have to take penicillin for the next 2 weeks.

See anal fart, blowjob, penis envy, cocksucker, fag