What is Lap Dance?
1.
usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance
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2.
An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).
My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.
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3.
Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.
Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
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4.
Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
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My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!
5.
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
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6.
The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.
"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance!"
"You don't have to
4:52 me, just give me a lap dance!"
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7.
a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.
Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)
