Lap Planting

What is Lap Planting?

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

See lap dance, bowel movement, lap, not cool

Rantard

1. (noun) a person who continually rants about stupid, meaningless crap. The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they us..

Queebles

1. another word for little boobies. That girl has a huge rack, but her friend has queebles See breasts, boobs, orbs, jubblies, fun bags ..

Zelephant

1. A fat girl in a striped shirt. Damn booooy LaRon be chasin some zelephants tonight! See elephant, fatty, obese, gigantus, lineman..

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