Lap Planting

What is Lap Planting?

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

See lap dance, bowel movement, lap, not cool

Ya-yo

1. Ya-yo is slang for drugs , more specific CRACK. It is a street term. The only effidence I could find to support this was it used in a so..

Carpal

1. The kind of pimp slap that results when you strike someone with your carpal, yeah, like if the bottom of your palm (just above the wrist..

Smelly Bogies

1. After a heavy night on the town your nose is generally blocked up with all the crap from smoke etc.. Smelly Bogies are black and dry!! ..

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