What is Lapdog?
1.
a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser
The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.
2.
A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.
Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.
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3.
a small pet, usually adorable
Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER!
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4.
One or more females sitting on your lap.
"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"
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5.
A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.
GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."
GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."
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