Lapjob

What is Lapjob?

Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.

"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."

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Shwink

1. To sneak up on someone or startle them I shwinked Jessi yesterday afternoon See suprise, scare, freak out..

Jmfl

1. JMFL: Just My Fucking Luck I was getting a vasectomy and the Novocaine didn't work, JMFL!!! See luck, bad, vasectomy, pain, ouch..

Off-your-face-booking

1. Going online to social networking sites eg. Facebookafter a few too many drinks and doing things you may later regret or even forget. &..

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