Lapjob

What is Lapjob?

Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.

"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."

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Making Purple

1. A guy is blue. A girl is red. When you mix them together, you get purple. In other words, it's sex. NO MAKING PURPLE! If I catch ..

Kempfing

1. The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach..

Etang

1. It is the type electronic tang that gamers get because they don't ever leave the game. Jake: Hey Mike jew get that etang last nig..

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