Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

Phiggles

1. Large or oversized thigh bones. girl 1: hah she has to weigh 90 lbs girl 2: no she's like 120 girl 1: whatttt? no wayyy. girl 2..

Ass Cloud

1. a cloud of smelly fart(s). usually left as a present to oncoming passers. see:fart knocker Al: What's that smell, Johnny? Johnn..

Ucg

1. URBAN COW GIRL a young girl obsessed with horses she may also often be seen all over your man. "damn, UCG be all up on that black ..

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