Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

Investibation

1. /in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of a..

Fish Out

1. The act of doing too much nos at a party, concert, ect. It is smillar to a small seizure. "Dude, that kid is about to fish out.&q..

Zmouflage

1. When someone puts a z in front of their name on Instant Messenger so they will drop to the bottom of people's lists. Usually done t..

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