Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

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