Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

Q-job

1. An incredibly dangerous, and unimaginably pleasurable sexual position, Considered by authorities to be simply an urban myth. The deta..

Zebra

1. TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra. Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them. 2. A person who is ha..

Glance-flirt

1. When one notices an attractive person (usually across a room or street), they may stare intently at the other party until said party loo..

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