Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

Peel The Eel

1. To masturbate or jack off. Andrew likes to peel the eel! See masturbate, jack off, pleasure, whack off..

Soapy The Hand Puppet

1. To masturbate in the shower. He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night. See jerk off, whack off, masturbate, hand sex,..

Cinnamon Classic

1. When you cum on a girls belly button and then shave your facial hair on her, making it look like a cinnamon roll Alex: Dude I gave Chri..

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