Laptopist

What is Laptopist?

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop

Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!

See laptop, biased, bigot, racist, computer

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1. step 1. Shave pubes and conceal in hand. step 2. skeet on some bitch step 3. after a proper money shot, slap the bitch's face wit..

Emfp

1. Acronym for Eat My Fucking Pussy! A guy was being an asshole to me so I said, EMFP! See pussy, eat, fucking, my, sex..

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