Lard Wagon

What is Lard Wagon?


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An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

See suv, lardass, fatass, fatty, buffet queen, hogging, whale, fat, obese, lard, fat fuck, obnoxious, soccer mom, escalade, sport utility vehicle, suburban


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