Laser Lock

What is Laser Lock?


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Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.

Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

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