Laser Lock

What is Laser Lock?


1.

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.

Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

See forty-five it, idiotarod, rat race, subway shuffle


1

Random Words:

1. Knockets are small knockers. That flat girl has knockets, while that big breasted girl has knockers...
1. a plump person who wears glasses and farts often. or A funny rude name for to call a social outcast he's a bit wierd lets call h..
1. You weigh in at over 250, smell of a sweaty asscrack and still think you can get all the hot chicks, even though they're all out of..