Lasturbation

What is Lasturbation?


1.

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

See masturbation, fasturbation, gasturbation

2.

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

See masturbation, lasturbation, guidette, masturbation roladex, jap, masturbathe


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