What is Lasturbation?
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the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out
"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."
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When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.
Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?
Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.
Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.
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