Late Shave

What is Late Shave?


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When a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.

Co-worker: "Mornin' Tim, say...are you starting a beard?"

Tim: "Naw, just a late shave."

See shave, beard, late, lazy, genius, 3D


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