What is Laundry?
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Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
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2.
(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.
Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.
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3.
Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!
I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!
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A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.
Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!
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The process of cutting yourself.
My boyfriend dumped me so I'm out doing the laundry.
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A code invented by me used to represent the cutting of oneself. (Detergent would be whatever you used to do the cutting)
"My friend Chelsey told me I didn't deserve my boyfriend, Brandon. That night I did the laundry 16 times and Christine took my detergent."
