What is Laura Bush Handshake?
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A special type of handjob, involving a pearl necklace. Originates from the tendancies of republicans to wear pearl necklaces, and the obvious sexual deviance of the first lady. The pearls apparently create a pleasurable sensation when held in the hand during the action.
"She took off her necklace and slipped him a laura bush handshake under the table, it was pretty hot"
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