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(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
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A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
