Laura Dern's

What is Laura Dern's?

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(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".

Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."

Laura Dern: "Oh, God."

Australian Guy: "It's alright.'

Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."

Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

See laura, dern, jeans, mom jeans, aussies
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