What is Lauren Of The Island?
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A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
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The sexual act of dipping your penis into a jar of pickle juice before recieving oral sex.
The last time I tried to get a panama pickle..
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An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blo..
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A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).
Karl found himsel..
