Lauren Of The Island

What is Lauren Of The Island?


1.

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.

A guy sees a girl..

Guy: hey...will you marry me?

Girl: Hey Guess what?

Guy: what?

Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?

Guy: what..

Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.

Guy: I love you.

Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.

Guy: what a Lauren of the island.

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