What is Lauren Of The Island?
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A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
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Random Words:
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a ripe, odiferous vagina
that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first..
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During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.
Dude, I used Rogaine..
