What is Lauren Of The Island?
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A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
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1. The proccess of being turned into someone who says ZOMG! all the time.
A. ZOMG! I just won the lottery!
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
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The act of having vaginal intercourse with a man who has just finished performing anal sex.
Caught up in the moment, Bob decided to try..
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Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.
Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucke..
