Lay An Egg

What is Lay An Egg?


1.

to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.

Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)

See egg, laid, fail, bore, boring

2.

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

See lay, an, egg, bomb it, whatserface

3.

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

See take a dump, drop a load, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, download, take the browns to the superbowl, drop the kids off at the pool


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