What is Layin' Asphalt?
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To take an extremely large dump(
"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"
"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."
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A filthy whore who has so many STD's that she gets sores, boils, and zits on her vagina, causing her to excrete pus from her genita..
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Phrased coined in blooper real of Scary Movie 4. A beverage made of feces.
Who wants some taint liquor?
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