Layin' Asphalt

What is Layin' Asphalt?

1.

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

See shit, poop, turd, dookie, crap
84

Random Words:

He-ms
1. 1] the male equivalent of PMS 2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men "Man, what&a..
Read more
Zevonist
1. One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit'..
Read more
Shit Heal
1. A shit heal is a northern reference to a southern person who can't talk. Or sounds like they talk with marbles in there mouth. Mi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free