Layin' Asphalt

What is Layin' Asphalt?

1.

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

See shit, poop, turd, dookie, crap
84

Random Words:

Uri Party
1. Oops! You probably meant: Korean Worker's Party. Uri Party is the southern branch of the Korean Worker's Party of Korea, whic..
Read more
Uncle Dick
1. Reference to Vice President Dick Cheney who is reputed to play a significant role in running the country all the while scowling. Defini..
Read more
Chicksan
1. Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person b..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free