What is Lazy Lob?
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The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".
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A semi-engorged cock. See:
I get a lazy lob just thinking about her.
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