Lazy Pig Flu

What is Lazy Pig Flu?


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Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'

Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

See lazy, skiving, sickie, slacker, truant, shirk, skip


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