What is Lazy Town Defence?
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Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.
"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'
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When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which a..
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to be under the influence of marijuana
I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm a little bit cannabinated.
See stoned, high, sober, fucked-u..