What is Lazy Town Defence?
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Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.
"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'
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The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bru..