What is Lazy Town Defence?
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Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.
"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'
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Suburban fan of the Chicago Cubs who only come to visit Chicago to go to Wrigley Field.
Wrigley was full of high-fivin', drunkin&a..