Lead Foot

What is Lead Foot?


1.

Figurative term for a person who has a propensity to drive very fast.

Cop: "Alright, lead foot. You know how fast you were going back there?"

Person: "I'm sorry, sir, but-"

Cop: "You'll shut up if you know what's good for you. Now you were doing 75 in a 45, and I'm gonna throw the book at you."

Person: "Please, sir-"

Cop: "Quiet, boy. Don't you go anywhere, I'll be back."

(20 minutes later)

Cop: "Now you can either show up in court on this date, or pay this $300 fine. What were you in such a hurry for anyway?"

Person: "Taking my grandma to the emergency room. Now she's dead, you dumb fucking pig."

Cop: "Oh, sorry...uh, watch your speed."

(cop leaves and pulls into Krispy Kreme)

See Nick D

2.

Someone who has a heavy foot.

Saints accidentally step on a co-worker's foot. Her co-worker says "Dang, you got a lead foot. Ouch!"

See Saints


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