What is Leafley?
1.
A pure white plant - much like an outcast of the plant society, an albino plant, if you will.
This plant has many distinctive features; it's single eye that frowns at anyone and anything that passes by and its ability to pass gas are just a couple of them.
This albino plant is only found in the strangely fertile soils of "Lulu".
Hillbilly: "Now, that thar's a dadgummed leafley!"
Businessman: "Indeed."
