What is Lechon?
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1. Whole roasted pig, often served at Filipino gatherings. Served with an apple in the pig's mouth and some gross ass sauce.
2. A fat, ugly, Filipino child.
2. The Chosen One. ( Le = The, Ch = Chosen, On = One )
Fat Boy: Mommy! I want some lechon!
Mommy: Shut the fuck up, fat boy. * smack *
Father: Family! Time to gather round Lechon to pray.
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