What is Lecture?
1.
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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2.
A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.
I have a three hour lecture!
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3.
An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me
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Random Words:
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One who masturbates using only the left hand.
Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
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