What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.
I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I f..
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A younger girl liking older men - something to do with filling the void her father has left.
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An idiot with no life that reads urban dictionary definitions all day because he/she has nothing better to do.
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