What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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A convenience store in the ghetto.
I was goin to get some chips an beer at the Stab-n-Grab when Luis beat down the manager for shootn h..
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Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.
"Dude, don't sit there. That car'..
