What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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To be "On the pad" means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes.
Det..
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One who can't rap at all.
Person 1: Soulja Boy is a non-rapper
Person 2: True, he can't rap at all
Soulja boy: Yuuuuuulllll..