What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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A woman.
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More specifically a good well kept woman.
Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends ..
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The fear of soft pork scratchings. From the Latin words "porcus", "prurire" and "mollius".
Patrick has se..
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Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle..
