What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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When you're so far up that wet hatchet wound that your knuckles are bangin' on those beef lips like a drum.
Mom, I'm cur..
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An unoriginal, yet mildly amusing person who steals most of what he says from popular songs.
"So Matt tried to pick up that skeeze..
