What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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The implication that people at the "urban dictionary" are afraid to publish words that have any kind of racial overtones
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a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes
my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch
See small, one, inch, pinch..