What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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the act of sucking a cock
dude 1: lisa gave me a knob shine last night, IT WAS AWESOME
dude 2:wow im gonna call her up tonight
dude 1..
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Tounge in the bung. The act of licking the ditch is enjoyed by only the foulist of characters in this world. Michale Jackson, R. Kelly, ..
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A poop that floats above the water in the toliet and releases a large ammount of stench.
You create a lincolin log poopy by layering ..
