What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad ca..
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Dirt, also meaning dirty, so that's dirt meaning thats disgusting
Man : i ate yesterday's pizza that was left on the counter
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