What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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A stupid chick who whines and yaps and just annoys you with their irritating yap. They are generally tiny, and just whine and whine and..
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A reply that comes after Or else.
"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."
"Or else what!?"
"I'll fuse Carrot ..