What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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one of the coolest things EVER!!!
I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me..
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When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper leg..