What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.
dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.
See tera..
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spraining of the dick from over working it
i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night..