What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
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what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.
Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jenn..
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Discreetly creeping into a photograph.
This would have been a great picture of me and Leah if that dude wasn't discreeping in the ..
