What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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You and yer dog getting abducted by aliens and being mutilated together by so called aliens....and maybe enjoying it.
Guy 1: Omf i tota..
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The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.
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