Leet-speak

What is Leet-speak?


1.

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

2.

The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.

31337 = ELEET = Elite


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