What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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A somewhat archaic word for coward. Most commonly associated with the South and Southwest
"He's too afraid to stand up to him..
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Someone who listens to others having sex through the heater vents.
On a lonely saturday night, bob found himself being a vent vouyer.
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