What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40
Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.
See douche..
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The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.
Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week..