What is Leet-speak?
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n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.
31337 = ELEET = Elite
Random Words:
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A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.
Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn&apo..
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A prison slang term used by older jail inmates or prison convicts for jail or prison "inmate store or commissary" bought items..
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The most irritating noise ever. Heard when overweight individuals don't lift up thier chairs when standing up.
Chair: eeeeeeeeee!
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