What is Legomance?
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A fanwork of Lord of the Rings, usually fanfiction, containing a romance with Legolas Greenleaf and another character. Overly used with Mary-Sues.
Mary-Sues are fanfics in which the author places him/herself in the story. Disliked by the majority of fandom population.
Did you read that one Lord of the Rings fanfic I told you about?
Yeah, but I don't see what was so special about it. It was just another Legomance.
Random Words:
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To give a blowjob. As straws are phallic and liquid comes out of them.
Hooker: "Hey man, want me to sip on you straw? 5 bucks.&quo..
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a crunk person who is asleep.
"Andrew! You crunk ass pirate! Wake up you lingie dingie!"
See nape..
