What is Legomance?
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A fanwork of Lord of the Rings, usually fanfiction, containing a romance with Legolas Greenleaf and another character. Overly used with Mary-Sues.
Mary-Sues are fanfics in which the author places him/herself in the story. Disliked by the majority of fandom population.
Did you read that one Lord of the Rings fanfic I told you about?
Yeah, but I don't see what was so special about it. It was just another Legomance.
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