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A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.
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drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.
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its coming
whats your plan for the zombie holocaust? hope u got guns and spam
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