Lenzo

What is Lenzo?


1.

A massive mutant beast from the far east. No one knows where she came from or how she got here... but bloody hell she reeks 'o' gin.

She has grapes on her arse and cottage cheese sometimes drips from it... if she offers some to you, decline it immediately!

"Want some of ma cottage cheese?"

"Oh god no!!!!" at this point run real quick... she wont keep up

"A christ, me grapes!"


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