What is Leo Laporte?
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From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
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T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short
I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap..
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the leader of a slore pack. takes excessive amount of dick in her mouth/ass/pussy.
You know that bitch Cindy is the Queen Slore out of ..