What is Leo Laporte?
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From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
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A bad man who steals candy from babies, and uses it to convince other babies to rub his combover.
Man, that's one crazy sumodeluxe..