What is Lesman?
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To mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or Texas Hold'Em.
Matt: "I HAVE A FLUSH! I HAVE A FLUSH!"
Chris: "Thats a club you moron"
Matt: "FUCK, I THOUGHT I HAD TWO SPADES"
Justin: "Wow, you pulled a lesman!"
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A Lesman, by definition, is the worst way to be owned. It is of biblical proportions.
When someone is given a lesman, their underwear is pulled above their head and they are dragged from the back of a pickup trick.
This type of ownage is usually given to little fuckers who talk shit at football game and then their team loses.
Man, that little faggot wayne talked shit so we gave his ass a lesman!
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