Lesser Spotted Chobbit Edit Meaning

1.

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

See hartlepool, pollution, segregation, impotent