What is Lesser Spotted Chobbit?
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Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.
Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.
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Name given to the act of eating a Coney Dogwhile simultaneously taking a dump.
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