What is Let Me Tell You Something?
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When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
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Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow,..
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To shovel food or "munch" into someone's face as they sleep.
While Andrew was sleeping we hit him with some mad gorilla ..
