What is Let Me Tell You Something?
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When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.
Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?
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a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..
