Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

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Pimms O' Clock

1. An exclamation of when something is excellent or very good. Originating from the advert of Pimms (British Drink, traditionally associate..

Queriously

1. Gay to an alarmingly grave extent. That guy is queriously into musicals. See gay, serious, homo, queer, musical 1. Gay to an alarmin..

Squeeze Play

1. the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles Julia tri..

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