Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

See man parts, dick, bald eagle

Gaaaar

1. Coming with any number of 'a's between two and... no real limit - only your lung capacity - 'Gaaaar' was a term coin..

Untelligent

1. untelligent- stupid, retarded. The opposite of intelligent. Eric you untelligent dumbass, i said the button on the left!..

Zompire

1. half zombie half vampire me (zompire) hahahaha See zombie, vampire, sunlight, wood..

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