Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

See man parts, dick, bald eagle

Queerisma

1. The Charisma of queers and homos Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton) See gay, queer, homo, charis..

Big'ems

1. Slang for big irresistable breasts! Time to read my monthly publication of "Big'ems!" See breasts, tits, rack, titties,..

Dirty Squalz

1. Shoving a gross amount of kellog's fruit snacks, preferably scooby doo, up a girls ass and then licking them out one by one. Son: ..

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