Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

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Gravy Skin

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I Gkill Ya

1. a light hearted threat, said to some one who is annoying me: dave kelly pass me that bag of cats DK: ill pass you nathin ya babydick ..

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