Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

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Emadistic

1. Big Headed, power obsessed, not for the faint hearted,idialistic, an ego the size of a few large planets, never backs down.. The type of..

Anakey

1. 1. to finger your asshole in public, mainly with other people while saying "Hi." 2. Caption's bitch 1. Da bol was doing..

Lesbinotic

1. Anything having to do with the lesbian culture, especially Rossie O'Donnell. Those Birckenstock sandals are so lesbinotic. See le..

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