Lettuce Pistol

What is Lettuce Pistol?

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"

"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

See man parts, dick, bald eagle

Number1

1. An Awesome guy, a men amongst men. The kind of guy that has ladies frothing at the gash. Titled number 1 because hes the best ride a gir..

Gleemptin

1. to be either high or drunk Hey Alex, I'm gleemptin. See boomptin, drunk, high, stoned, messed up..

Quimpler

1. The female genitalia "Oh did you knock your quimpler?" or "Oh yeah, stick it up my quimpler." See cunt, fanny, min..

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