What is Levar Blumpkin?
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A combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the blowjob is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.
Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend and I was doing the LeVar Blumpkin with "Atlas Shrugged" last night.
Person 2: Duuuude...
Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.
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six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.
One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and..
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a colorful term referring to male ejaculate.
see also peckerphlegm , peckersneeze , jittetc.
last night was fun, but i got peckermucus..
