Levar Blumpkin

What is Levar Blumpkin?

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A combination of a blumpkin and reverse blumpkin, where the person receiving the blowjob is also reading a book of minimal to moderate length.

Person 1: Yo, my girlfriend and I was doing the LeVar Blumpkin with "Atlas Shrugged" last night.

Person 2: Duuuude...

Person 1: Yeah, and then my roommate walked in to take a shit! He went so blind, he has to wear a visor now... But you don't have to take my word for it.

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